Stories

With any great crytpozooligcal oddity, there comes a great deal of folk tales. The first one is a real nail biter. While walking through a local park, Person A (wishes to be kept anonymous) heard a strange crunching sound coming from the bushes. Person A hesitantly approached the wanton source of this cacophony. What they saw was so abhorrent, they are still shaking to this day. Chrisomos Kanzsapieous was found devouring on a poor laptop while borderline gurgling out the words, "more coding."

The next story is more outlandish but nonetheless, it is still in the realm of possibilities. A country man was sitting on his porch, Pabst in one hand, pipe in the other, enjoying his view of the sunset. When out of the local corn field he noticed some smoke coming out of it. With beer and tobacco in each hand, he stumbled towards the source of the commotion. The man knew he was near the source when the acrid odor shocked him to a state of sobriety he hasn't felt since the Civil War. He states that he saw Christihide Kanzihideyho, being controlled by a small green alien inside his head. The man also came to the exotic conclusion that the alien crash landed here to take over the government. The man also went off on a tangent that the South won the war and that's where the story ceases.