"The ever so elusive Christonium Kanzius, is a hard one to capture. I've heard that he identifies as Bigfoot as on his celebrity list." -Ike A.
"Codus maximus deus machina ex habeus dechas Google corpsus rea opperandi." -an untranslatable religious phrase from Christo Kanzo's deity, the mighty G.
Introduction
It is a
blessing and a rarity to be in the same presence
as the mystic Christofus Kalomos. This bipedal behemoth
walks the Earth spreading joy wrapped in dumbfoundedness.
His genesis and modus operandi is quite unique
due to the fact that it's shrouded in mystery.
However, these penumbras of existence is what
fuels this website's purpose. Since no
actual photographs exist of Christonopolous
Kanzolopolous, all of the pictures that are
shown were hand drawn via Microsoft Paint. They
were drew to the utmost capability to accurately
depict what was being quoted.