"The ever so elusive Christonium Kanzius, is a hard one to capture. I've heard that he identifies as Bigfoot as on his celebrity list." -Ike A.


"Codus maximus deus machina ex habeus dechas Google corpsus rea opperandi." -an untranslatable religious phrase from Christo Kanzo's deity, the mighty G.

 

Introduction

 

It is a blessing and a rarity to be in the same presence as the mystic Christofus Kalomos. This bipedal behemoth
walks the Earth spreading joy wrapped in dumbfoundedness. His genesis and modus operandi is quite unique due to the fact that it's shrouded in mystery. However, these penumbras of existence is what fuels this website's purpose. Since no actual photographs exist of Christonopolous Kanzolopolous, all of the pictures that are shown were hand drawn via Microsoft Paint. They were drew to the utmost capability to accurately depict what was being quoted.

  Links: General Info.htm, How to Find Him.htm, Stories.htm, Contact.htm